Congratulations on failing and making a decision you will live to regret all the days of your life (and if you believe in reincarnation, then lives). Too bad you will be missing this.
BUTT, despite your lack of general party intelligence, we still love you and would like to see you at some point on New Years Eve. The following are the details for the pre-party of the year.
Pre-Party details:
Where: 1030 N Wood, Apt 1 Rear, East Village, Chicago, Illinois 60622
When: December 31st, 7:00pm-8:30/9:00pm
Contact SB or Ann for details or parking info
But Sara, should I bring something?
Why thanks for asking! I appreciate your consideration. As always, liquor/beer is appreciated if you plan on drinking. Also, if you have the inclination to whip something up, any food items will be inspected, tested by our resident poison comptroller and if up to snuff, wholeheartedly eaten with gusto (if there is poison found, you will be asked to leave the premises and come back only when you have eaten your food item completely and on the promise that you will not bring poison back)
C'mon SB, what will we do and why should we come?
Well, that's rude first off. I don't really appreciate your attitude and if hanging out with friends isn't incentive, then you need to check yourself before I wreck you. We are providing a nice place to have a few drinks and nosh before you venture out into the night and the crowds. We also would like to toast with our dear friends and pour some out in remembrance of our lost homies. We also may have games, such as charades, power hour and/or flip cup. How could you turn that down?
Hope to see you there at some point since I cherish you,
XOXOOXXXXXXXXXXXX